The biggest bonfire in London tonight

Allegedly. Chapter 41 in the FG tradition of 'Carshalton Park Fireworks, then all back to ours for sausages, rissoles, barbecue beans and baked potatoes'. And beer. A tradition that's remained unchanged for decades, save for moving 'ours' from my parents to us. Call us creatures of habit.

So... 21 of us, 80 sausages, a vat of beans, a sack of potatoes and a lot of beer. Carslberg don't do family fireworks events...